This is your future if you're lucky

There is a lot of hype about Cyberpunk 2077 coming out soon, but thanks to coronachan, what I think a lot of people don't quite realize is that Cyberpunk 2020 was not just right about what could happen to us, but it was right about which year it will happen to us.

The debate surrounding coronachan has largely been about whether or not it is a real and serious medical threat, which it probably is. I am not a fan of the "just a flu" dismissals. It's a real virus and will likely have a major death toll. However, what I don't think people realize is that this death toll is just the beginning, and worse, even if the flubros turn out to be entirely correct, it won't save us. If tons of people die from coronavirus it will surely be a terrible thing, but regardless of if that takes place, the economic and social consequences of this are even realer and in my personal opinion even more serious. Those people going uninfected or surviving the disease instead won't save us from the hard times that are upon us.


You think Internet piracy is theft, kid? I'll show you theft: give me your wallet, faggot

Various State governments have issued half measures to keep the spread of coronachan in check. They aren't enough to keep people in their homes for months at a time until the contagion more or less goes away, and therefore aren't enough to stop the spread of the virus. However, they are enough to put people, many people -- including you, perhaps -- out of work.

"But what about my Trumpbux?" you might be asking. Well, what about them? I didn't get my Trumpbux yet. Did you? How's that wall coming along? He didn't even properly close the border with fucking China. The media is now more worried about whether or not it's racist to point out that retarded Chinese people who eat bats are ultimately to blame for this than what exactly we're going to do with the literally millions of people who now no longer have the means to support themselves, and whose bosses are inevitably going to be challenging their unemployment claims in the interest of saving themselves a few dollerinos.


Oops, they predicted this too. How is multiculturalism working out for you?

Since rent is already overdue for many of you, and the money printing machine hasn't worked for you much, it might be worth doing your IRL character sheet for your new Cyberpunk 2020 life and start LARPing, because unless someone comes up with a real answer and does so in pretty short order, that might not remain a LARP for you much longer. Just don't do that LARPing on social media because fedposting is a serious offense.

It's a tragedy because proper administration could have prevented this. They could have had a plan that extends past the fiscal quarter. They could have closed the border with China. They could have done a real quarantine and kept people in their homes. They could have just printed out the fucking money. But they didn't so far, unless it's for stonks, and there's a good chance they won't. There's a good chance you will be denied for some retarded reason or other.

This sounds like a big meme, and it certainly at least kind of is, but seriously, get ready.