COMMUNIST ACTION WEEK

I HAVE NEVER, IN ALL MY 76 YEARS ON THIS EARTH, SEEN AMERICA CLOSER TO THROWING THE CAPITALISTS UNDER THE BUS AND IMPLEMENTING COMMUNISM THAN DURING THE CURRENT CORONAVIRUS CHAOS. I HAVE MADE EVERY EFFORT TO FAN THE FLAMES OF FEAR AND LOATHING OVER THIS PAST WEEK. THERE IS A COMMON CONCERN AMONG THE PUBLIC THAT SOCIETAL COLLAPSE IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING WHILE COMMUNISTS ACROSS AMERICA LAY WAITING TO SPRING INTO ACTION AS THE SITUATION GROWS EVER MORE DIRE. WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS THEIR INTENTION, THE CCP HAS PAVED THE WAY FOR FUTURE COMMUNIST STATES WITH A SINGLE COOF. THE GLORIOUS FUTURE WE HAVE DREAMED OF FOR DECADES IS WITHIN OUR REACH AND I INTEND TO FIRMLY GRASP IT.
THIS ENTIRE WEEK I'VE BEEN ENGAGED IN DIRECT ACTION AGAINST THE SYSTEM,AS A GOOD COMRADE SHOULD, AND I FEEL AS SPRY AS A SQUIRREL AGAIN. ON MONDAY AND TUESDAY I SET OUT FROM MY SQUAT AND MADE ROUNDS TO COSTCOS IN THE LA AREA. I FOUGHT PEOPLE TOOTH AND NAIL FOR TOILET PAPER. WHERE THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER I MADE DUE WITH THE ALTERCATIONS IN FRONT OF THE HAND SANITIZER. WEDNESDAY I NEEDED A RESPITE AND SPENT ALL DAY WALKING IN TO AS MANY STORES AS I COULD MANAGE AND COUGHING AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE. SINCE THEN I HAVE BEEN ROAMING THE HOLLYWOOD AREA SIPHONING GAS FROM ALL CARS PARKED ON THE STREET OR PUNCTURING THE TIRES OF TESLAS. THE TIME FOR ACCELERATIONISM IS NOW, TAKE TO THE STREETS AND TRACK DOWN THE CAPITALISTS!

THE SUDDEN REALIZATION THAT THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM IS ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE IS CAUSING THE BRAIN OF THE AVERAGE AMERICAN TO SHORT CIRCUIT. WITH THEIR ROUTINE IN JEOPARDY THEY BEGIN TO MALFUNCTION FIRST BY IGNORING THE ADVICE TO PREPARE AND SINKING INTO SOCIAL MEDIA TO COMFORT THEIR GROWING UNEASE. THE SUDDEN PANIC BUYING OF TOILET PAPER IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE CONSUMERIST BRAIN REACTING IRRATIONALLY TO THE SITUATION. FORGOING ACTUAL SUPPLIES SUCH AS FOOD, WATER, AND FUEL, THE AMERICAN CONSUMER INSTEAD HOARDS WHAT CAN EASILY BE REPLACED BY A RAG OR TOWEL. AS COMMUNISTS DIVORCED FROM THIS SYSTEM, WE HAVE PREPARED PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY, THEREFORE WE MUST USE THE CHAOS TO OUR ADVANTAGE.
IN A SINGLE COOF THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF CHINA HAS GRANTED US A UNIQUE CHANCE TO MANIFEST THE DESTRUCTION OF THE AMERICAN CAPITALIST SYSTEM AND TO BEGIN BUILDING THE COMMUNIST FUTURE WE HAVE ENVISIONED FOR SO LONG. CHINA AS THE PROGENITOR OF THE VIRUS IS SHOWING THE WESTERN WORLD HOW COMMUNISM CAN NOT ONLY RECOVER QUICKLY AND EFFICIENTLY, BUT ALSO GET BACK INTO PRODUCTION WHILE AMERICA FUMBLES. WHO IS THE BEACON OF STRENGTH IN THIS CHAOTIC TIME? IS IT THE AMERICAN CONSUMER CAUGHT IN LINE WITH A CART FULL OF TOILET PAPER AS THE ECONOMY GRINDS TO A HAULT, OR IS IT THE WORKERS OF THE CCP TRIUMPHING AND REBOUNDING AGAINST THE XENOPHOBIA AND INEFFECTIVENESS OF THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT. AS THE ELDERLY WHITE AMERICANS DIE OFF OUR CHANCES AT SEIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION BEGIN TO INCREASE ALMOST AS FAST AS THE CORONAVIRUS ITSELF SPREADS. IT IS ONLY FITTING THAT OUR FELLOW COMMUNISTS FROM ACROSS THE WORLD ARE THE CATALYST FOR OUR OWN UPHEAVAL OF THE BOURGEOISIE.

THE PANIC WE SEE ACROSS THE COUNTRY HAS BEEN EXPOSED FOR WHAT IT IS, THE DEATH RATTLE OF THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM. COMMUNISTS MUST TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ACCELERATE THIS PROCESS BY ADDING TO THE CHAOS. SOCIETAL COLLAPSE, WHICH WE HAVE WAITED FOR WITH BATED BREATH ALL THESE YEARS IS AT HAND! THE CHINESE WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS THE GREAT KILLERS OF CAPITALISM, AND THEIR METHOD? COOFING. NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, MY SQUAT-MATE, CHANG, HAS MADE SOME DELICIOUS, TRADITIONAL BAT SOUP FOR ME TO TRY.
Implying it isn't Compassionate Capitalism
It's impossible to tell if this is satire or just general boomer incompetence.
honestly don't know why commies don't just rebrand to something like this
little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism and love capitalism, work with that instead of trying to fight it you stupid commie fucks
>little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism and love capitalism
>little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism
>little kids are taught
>to hate communism
>to hate
>communism
Since when do they teach kids to hate communism in school? They don't
>doxxes himself
short lived glory, enjoy.
It's impossible to tell if this is satire or just general boomer incompetence.
FUCK CAPITALISM AND THE JEWS
honestly don't know why commies don't just rebrand to something like this
little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism and love capitalism, work with that instead of trying to fight it you stupid commie fucks
>little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism and love capitalism
>little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism
>little kids are taught
>to hate communism
>to hate
>communism
Since when do they teach kids to hate communism in school? They don't
>little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism and love capitalism
>little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism
>little kids are taught
>to hate communism
>to hate
>communism
Since when do they teach kids to hate communism in school? They don't
They've never taught kids to hate communism since McCarthylmfao
>Someone actually wrote this
(((Bernie))) did.
Confirmation bias. Hes deluded. Assuming it isnt fake.
Glad he thinks ruing some poor smucks day is revolutionary. Nahh bro thats just being a dick
Look at the rest of the articles on here. It's definitely satire.
based
he's gonna be your president til' 2024
>implying Trump is anything more than a laughingstock at this point
>oh no they might laugh at you
this only works on indoctrinated cult of lib members. you're totally lost without your colbert studio audience to tell you what's right and what's wrong aren't u?
Btfod
NPC's on suicide watch
First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win
>implying Trump is anything more than a laughingstock at this point
>oh no they might laugh at you
this only works on indoctrinated cult of lib members. you're totally lost without your colbert studio audience to tell you what's right and what's wrong aren't u?
Btfod
NPC's on suicide watch
First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win
Feels good
>Nazi
>Capitalist
Choose one
He can choose both since fascism is just late stage capitalism
so is marxism
Do you just get all your info from comic books and other Jewish products?
I get my info from respected academics. Read a book you Nazi
Does it matter what they say? I only trust official law and documents by the Nazis
You are a girl anon aren't you?
>fascists and capitalists are on the same side!
kek, is that why you teamed up with the capitalists in WW2? The commie worldview is retarded
The Soviet Union was state capitalism you twat. It wasn't socialism or communism. Read a book
I too rememer buying bread from the lines
Why does a Communist countries need money from other countries to have a infrastructure.
>more anti capitalist rhetoric posted from my $1000-4000 apple product made by slave children
okie dokie
He can choose both since fascism is just late stage capitalism
so is marxism
Do you just get all your info from comic books and other Jewish products?
I get my info from respected academics. Read a book you Nazi
Does it matter what they say? I only trust official law and documents by the Nazis
You are a girl anon aren't you?
>fascists and capitalists are on the same side!
kek, is that why you teamed up with the capitalists in WW2? The commie worldview is retarded
The Soviet Union was state capitalism you twat. It wasn't socialism or communism. Read a book
I too rememer buying bread from the lines
Why does a Communist countries need money from other countries to have a infrastructure.
Chinese/jewish authoritarian shitty coomunism, here we go!
Hope this make national guard kill all homeless in California
They are truly scum and lost cause
so is marxism
Nazis aren't capitalists.
Do you just get all your info from comic books and other Jewish products?
I get my info from respected academics. Read a book you Nazi
Does it matter what they say? I only trust official law and documents by the Nazis
You are a girl anon aren't you?
lol. World globalists don't want communism they want corporate socialism. They want free markets and globo homo. You're just a useful idiot.
I get my info from respected academics. Read a book you Nazi
Does it matter what they say? I only trust official law and documents by the Nazis
You are a girl anon aren't you?
Does it matter what they say? I only trust official law and documents by the Nazis
>Nazis
>Capitalists
Braindead communists
>oh no they might laugh at you
this only works on indoctrinated cult of lib members. you're totally lost without your colbert studio audience to tell you what's right and what's wrong aren't u?
Btfod
Btfod
>NAZI CAPITALISM
Nation Socialists are the best socialists.
>fascists and capitalists are on the same side!
kek, is that why you teamed up with the capitalists in WW2? The commie worldview is retarded
The Soviet Union was state capitalism you twat. It wasn't socialism or communism. Read a book
I too rememer buying bread from the lines
You are a girl anon aren't you?
boomers gotta go
no wonder kikes had to invent the word "nazi" you can't get confused with National Socialism
The Soviet Union was state capitalism you twat. It wasn't socialism or communism. Read a book
I too rememer buying bread from the lines
Based
NPC's on suicide watch
First they ignore you
Then they laugh at you
Then they fight you
Then you win
I too rememer buying bread from the lines
>Coof
It was semi believable up to here.
Why does a Communist countries need money from other countries to have a infrastructure.
>YOUR NAZI CAPITALISM
It's not our nazi capitalism faggot, it's jewish banker capitalism
No
fuck off boomer
You're going to get BTFO yet again by the Neoliberals. Seethe more!
WRATH OF JEW