IDDQD PressChildren's Cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants, is now officially (retroactively) gay!
Nickelodeon has announced that the favorite cartoon character of so many Millennials and some Zoomers, Spongebob Squarepants, is now officially gay:
Celebrating #Pride with the LGBTQ+ community and their allies this month and every month 🌈
— Nickelodeon (@Nickelodeon) June 13, 2020
(🎨: by @ramzymasri) pic.twitter.com/pENmTaQB0h
This might have been news to me, but apparently it wasn’t news to a lot of people. In 2005, Focus on the Family, a pro-Christian organization claimed that the video’s makers promoted homosexuality. It appears that he was ultimately correct, even though before this in 2002 show creator Stephen Hillenburg denied this claim that SpongeBob is gay, saying that he always thought “of them as being somewhat asexual.” Mr. Hillenburg’s early life section seems pretty clean as of today, so it’s looking like Nickelodeon decided to retcon that to pander to the LGBT “community.”
>and their allies
maybe he's just very supportive of the gay community
no straight person stands the "gay community", you are either normal or a fag
What?
Gay men are bros
Lesbians and trannies are fucking cringe though
nah male trannies and bi men are gr8 too
really the problem seems to come from all the women, and the really faggy gay men that do drag and talk about nothing xcept sucking cock daily
sorry dude but I've met gay dudes that were the furthest thing from bros. they are either one or the other, no in-betweens
get fucked. centrist fence sitter for life nigga
he looks like an ally
>Oh the last 15 years have proven that the slippery slope that everyone mocked in the 90s was very, VERY real.
Fuck off /pol/
>ten years ago it was gay acceptance
>now it's tranny kid acceptance
You were wrong. Deal with it.
Slippery slope is literally real get fucked
Duh
He reproduces by budding making him asexual and therefore technically part of the plus in lgbtq+
Asexuals aren’t LGBT
That's what the + is for.
>this retroactive addition to your movement is completely valid and supported by everyone
this is why gay people want to go back to calling it the LGB community
I mean, it comes from poorly processing getting molested, and that's apparently the only qualifier for inclusion.
I was too ugly and fat to be molested as a kid. Pedos should have played the long game and waited for me I when I outgrew that as a teen.
>it comes from poorly processing getting molested
Kek, where the hell die you get this idea from?
I always thought they were cookies and he was adopted
>I can only see Spongebob as asexual. Imagining him with any kind of physical attraction to either gender feels wrong
This. I saw this with other characters too as a kid like
Batman + his work, but never knew there was a word for it until my late teensThey are. The full acronym is LGBTQIA+. When it's shortened with a +, the + includes Asexuals in the Pride community. Spongebob's outfit is ACe Flag colors from Pride merch except for the rainbow, which is a big tent banner flag for everybody including Asexuals to wear. You can argue this, but this is a corporate tweet, a big corporation will want to be seen as "inclusive" and the younger people are the more likely they are to see Ace as part of the LGBTQ+ community, off course Spongebob being Asexual makes him part of it.
I'm asexual and my LGBT+ friends accept me
But he has a mother and a father!
I just realized his mom got BLACKED
Nah. Some old white guys just turn brown because of being tanned and stuff. My grandpa is like that.
I actually forgot about these two
So did the writers
they look like COOKIES
I'm glad I'm not the only who sees it
t. never seen a real sponge
The dad would probably look better if he was rectangular
I just realized Spongebob’s mom dresses like Jackie Kennedy, I only made this connection because she looks like Dr. Girlfriend from Venture Bros
his mom looks like a cookie
C A N Y A ?
Not even news, OP.
Who Cares?
Christian Soccer Moms and homophobic nations will
>Christian Soccer Moms
Hah, are you stuck in the 80s? White, Christian women don't exist in the current year
>Christian Soccer Moms
those don't exist anymore, find something new to feel victimized about
the only people who genuinely care about spongebob being "gay" is /co/mblrinas like yourself who base your entire sense of self-worth and identity on fictional characters sharing the same sexual attributes you do
(you) do.
People who want off the slippery slope.
so me.
Nah it's clear they just colored him in rainbows because he's the big mascot
They aren't risking a character they sell stuff for worldwide for some oppression points
they're just doing what's popular
a decade or so back when spongebob was accused of being gay for his effeminate traits they claimed hes not, and Stephen called him asexual. not that Stephen is dead and being gay is kewl, they're calling him gay. nothing to be surprised with
the biggest shocker here is that people still give a fuck about what some rando on nick twitter has to say about a show that hasnt been good I'm years
Sponges are typically asexual or hermaphroditic. Considering Spongebob has two parents, his species is more likely to be the hermaphroditic sort, so he gets in on the LGBTQ+ by way of Intersex, regardless of his sexuality.
so it kinda misgendering when the make him a CIS gay male?
most intersex people consider themselves cis and dont want to be included with the legbutt community, and I can understand why.i mean aside from the community being a shitshow of course, hell I'm a tranny and even i want nothing to do with it nowadays. but intersex is esp not an identity
>g-guys look I'm not like the other trannies pat me on the back
are you stupid
>hell I'm a tranny and even i want nothing to do with it nowadays
no, but you might be
might be?
this but not insultingly.
you can say all you want that you aren't part of the twitter mob, but your words and actions have to be better regardless.
and on an anonymous board like 4chan, you don't really get to have a reputation.
Not even mad, I always knew Spongebob was gay and if you didn't you need better social intuition
shut the fuck up
cope
>mid era spongebob
that ain't no spongebob I know, and his attraction to squidward was fucking weird and creepy in that time
ok boomer
I'm not saying Bob never acted like a faggot. although he never seemed gay to me but he sure was effeminate. this ain't your ordinary everyday gay tho, this downright creepy fixation on squidward is something the fuck else
Twitter fag.
>stan
>queen
<yikes
>being gay now means you're a queen
But my partner is the one who's a trap queen, not me.
#notallgays
>trap queen
>unable to love/fuck actual men
don't delude yourself like that, man
>enforcing gay stereotypes but still demanding to be taken seriously
really fighting the good fight to change social norms there, that'll definitely make men wearing eyeliner and makeup not something worthy of bullying or derision
>a flanderized flamboyant character on a kids comedy show does wacky things while helping his friend of the same sex get ready for a date
Yeah, that's totally confirmation that spongebob is gay, jokes don't exist in a comedy show with no real canon.
>Disabling comments in both that an their BLM tweets
LOL
Bullshit. Official stuff pointed toward him having a deeply hidden crush on Sandy. At most he is Bi but that is just the bitch excuse to get in on the LGBT fad for brownie points.
hillenburg said hes asexual because he is a sponge
Did asexual get tacked on to that LGBT stuff when I wasn't looking? The scope for it seems to get broader nowadays
Intersectionalism has forced every "progressive" movement into one bubble that operates under a with us or against us binary.
As a bisexual aspie that has right leaning views on immigration, race, and trans issues I have given up choosing sides and vote either PPC or Libertarian.
>As a bisexual aspie that has right leaning views on immigration, race, and trans issues
What a retard. You're like the lgbt folk who support Islam.
How the fuck you goddamn tumblrfag.
>As a bisexual aspie that has right leaning views on immigration, race, and trans issues
Well aren't you just a fucking special snowflake?
LGBT includes literally anything not heterosexual or cisgendered.
I can only see Spongebob as asexual. Imagining him with any kind of physical attraction to either gender feels wrong.
>hillenburg said hes asexual because he is a sponge
but what about sponge-ma and sponge-pa?
Sponges can reproduce axesually and sexually
people are happy
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22SPONGEBOB%20GAY%22
i just think it's hilarious that nick dropped that then turned off replies lmao
Twitter people are so dumb.
They aren't "people".
I hate social media
you're on social media right now.
Different anon but...
4chan
>no profiles or accounts
>no score system
>no user generated groups
>no DMs
This sets 4chan apart from newer and more conventional social media.
irrelevant, it's still social media and that's the only thing that matters here.
>4chan
>social
You can’t make friends here. For all you know, I could be a bot, and so could you.
Still social media.
It's not social if everybody is anonymous.
When you see a screencap from a reddit or tumblr account called something like the-11th-doctor-rawed-my-asshole, do you think they have an ID or birth certificate with that username on it?
>no user generated groups
i mean, I've seen thematic threads that are years long, with recognizable posters and all that shit, those look a lot like "user generated groups"
It is a medium through which the objective is to socialize, hence the term "social media"
the objective here is to post images
So posting media in a social context
4chan has all of these except score systems, unless you're counting (You)'s, and DMs
But I like how they're not required to post here, that's what makes this place more enjoyable than the conventional social media
>I-It's different b-because...
face it faggot, you're a raging social media addict.
There's nothing social about 4chan. If anything, we are an antisocial media.
I hate Marisa.
Twitter honestly makes 4chan seem normal.
Literally who the fuck is this?
He’s smoking hot.
Mr. Odeon, the surviving half of the Nickelodeon duo
Minor character from Henry Danger
That's Schwoz from Henry Danger you retarded boomer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Os0U7z7TJs
>LOL FUNNY SOUNDING FOREIGNER
really nickelodeon?
schwoz and ray really carried that show
i get that it's a teen sitcom but the "henry doing teen everyday life shit" segments were pretty boring
This. Ray episodes were hilarious
So a gay George Costanza???
Is that the midget in Joker?
>Big nose
>Yiddish accent
How could Nickelodeon get away with this ?
By actually being Jewish, you faggot?
Mad Scientist guy from Henry Danger. His actor is a transman that transitioned from a woman in his 20s.
That's a woman? It looks like danny devito...
Welcome to hormones.
FTMs tend to pass A LOT more than MTFs
Probably because an effeminate men dont stand out in a crowd while a man in drag always will.
>mtf
>a man in drag
at least men in drag actually try while mtf just dye their hair and bitch about lesbians not wanting to get anywhere near their penises
I dont know about you, but I can pick out a ftm just as easily. They keep a lot of their female qualities that as a guy, it's too hard for me to not see.
Same but with MTFs. Their male socialization is very noticeable even just through text. Its either uwu teenage anime hons, or tantrum throwing entitled know-it-alls. Both are heavily prone to sexual perversion and violence.
Trans don't need any badness directed towards them. It's just like, dude in life you will meet people who dislike you. You will not make them like you through harassing and annoying them. Take your things back, accept all apologies for all nonsense and be on your way.
You mean their Immutable male mind on a genetic and physical level?
That has nothing to do with how they were raised.
I would almost be okay with TERFS if they weren't all gender denying.
Hormones work better for trans men, since testosterone is irreversible. If they get their tits chopped off or have a flat chest it's way easier for them to pass.
Female to Male transgenders pass easier than male to female transgenders.
It's easier to add things than it is to remove them, if you catch my tokyo drift.
well like it's already been said it's true that it's way easier to inject testosterone than undo its effects but surgically constructed penises look every bit as nightmarish as vaginas
we just haven't gotten there yet
>His actor is a transman that transitioned from a woman in his 20s.
Wat
>Born in Winnipeg, Cohen was originally born female, and transitioned to male in his 20s, only making the information known in 2019.
>His actor is a transman that transitioned from a woman in his 20s.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>episode where they send ray to the past to retrieve a rare extinct bird
>when they try to bring him back they get an 80-year-old ray from the future by mistake
>"schwoz! you're a man again!"
Damn. Completely 100 percent pass. Nice.
Yo what the fuck?
danny devito in taxi
>this dude transitioned from a lady
that's wild yo
>cuntboy danny devito
sweating.jpg
wtf that's a tranny? pretty convincing that's crazy
Joe Pesci
a dan schneider creation
the femur steamer
He doesn't NEED to be gay. But then again he doesn't NEED to be straight either. In the end, who cares
I mean, no shit. This is like when Bert and Ernie turned out to be a couple. Literally no one was suprised, and the only people who cared were American soccer moms and foreign retards
>and the only people who cared were American soccer moms and foreign retards
and, you know, Frank Oz himself.
>Frank Oz
He falls into the category of American soccer moms. It's a mentality more than an occupation.
Yes, pointing out that your characters aren't gay means you're a soccer mom person.
Giving a shit does, yeah. And seeing as he wasn't even the writer or director I'm really not sure why he felt compelled to speak out at all. It's the equivalent of Brie Larson saying something stupid about Captain Marvel.
It's his character idiot. He actively developed and portrayed them.
So yea he's very qualified to know what they are.
...Just like Brie Larson. You see my point. And the word of directors/writers is always canon over the actors.
Not the same anon, but for the record, you’re an atrocious faggot.
both mad and seething
Become part of the 42%
Also just realized you're one of those ESL retards aren't you, seeing as you keep mixing up the plural and and singular pronouns
God forbid anybody say "no" to fags on twitter getting antsy and excited over their gay headcanons about fictional characters they created.
If the Alphabet mafia says your character without any specific sexual affiliation is attracted to the same sex, they're right, never question them
He created the character, dumbass. He literally wrote and directed for Bert and Ernie's scenes in the show.
>Bert and Ernie turned out to be a couple
they aren't. just because someone that had nothing to do with their active portrayal thought that doesn't make it true.
Aren't Bert and Ernie brothers?
No just friends and room mates. And that's it.
I know the original idea was that they were father and son.
But then they were all: Wouldn't this encourage kids to disobey their parents?
The relationship works extremely well as brothers.
And keeps the degenerates from spoiling the relationship.
Roommates that FUCK
>foreign retards.
No need to be racist.
>when Bert and Ernie turned out to be a couple
What?
they were BASED on two real life men who happened to be a couple. not really confirmed as a couple themselves. nonetheless for that reason hardly no one really saw a problem with them being a couple as well, because people are, shockingly, aren't actually that homophobic in modern day America
Some random nu-sesame street fag writer made a tweet saying bert and ernie were gay
so of course, twittrannies having a fetish for canonically heterosexual
or at the very least characters without any romantic interest either waycharacters becoming gay, took it and ran with it and wrote tons of garbage clickbait articles based on that random idiot's tweet>they were BASED on two real life men who happened to be a couple
Not even remotely true, they were based on the Odd Couple, a 1970s era sitcom that established the "smart neat freak and messy idiot have to live together" trope
>nonetheless for that reason hardly no one really saw a problem with them being a couple as well
except for Frank Oz, the guy who created and voiced Bert along with Jim Henson who never intended for them to be seen as a couple
>twittrannies having a fetish for canonically heterosexual
they get off by the idea of brainwashing and conversion, this is why they always go for children pushing the idea of gender and transition or that there's no such thing as straight
I think most people knew this. He's an annoying, flamboyant piece of shit. He's been a raging faggot long before Nickelodeon outed him as a glorified jizz rag.
Doesn't matter. Hillenberg said Spongebob didn't have any sexuality and that he didn't want any spinoffs and as soon as he croaks Spongebob is both of these things.
Meaning Hillenburg's opinion means jack shit. He doesn't say what's canon, Nick who owns the IP does, especially now that he's dead.
Thanks shill
Not an argument.
>Hillenburg doesn't matter
The only Spongebob anyone likes or remembers is the pre-corporate seasons when the show was good. Modern corporate lackey Spongebob cam be gay, but old season 1 and 2 spongebob isn't any of the stupid stuff they retcon him to be.
He's not a child, he's not gay, his nose juts straight out of his face and doesn't hang down, and nothing from the movie onward is real.
And actually come to think of it, is Nickelodian still insisting Spongebob is underage or have they accepted nobody believed that, ever?
Thing is, canon is a creative concept, not a legal one. So Hillenburg's opinion does matter towards canon. Besides, asexual is part of LGBTQ+ anyway so there's no contradiction. They didn't say he was gay.
>So Hillenburg's opinion does matter towards canon
No it doesn't. He's dead. Nick has all the rights to spongebob so they can decide what is and what isn't canon weather you like it or not. Just look at Star Wars. Disney Star Wars is an abomination but thousands of fans whining about how they don't like it doesn't make it any less canon.
Just because Hillenburg's dead?
No, the executive producers won't let the network mess around the main character. This i swear.
the executive producers will let viacom make spongebob advocate pedophilia
>Why yes, that sea sponge does seem rather gay.
Can’t wait for this month to be over.
Honestly I was hoping these goons would have forgotten about that crap and just focused on BLM placating shit.
They mostly have been. Gays have lost the culture war and they know it. This is the only "real" pride thing that's happened so far this month.
>Gays have lost the culture war
Imagine typing this, and then going in another thread to complain how every cartoon has gays in it now.
I'm not, though. This is actually a healthy reminder that they're less profitable for corporations to prop up than black people. This might actually be a turning point where it all chills out a little.
Is that what right wingers tell themselves? Nigger please, support of gay marriage is higher than disapproval. You lost the culture war on everything minus guns and the only reason why you won that is because blacks/Latinos and leftists that are actual commies are not for that.
Some victory.
Pop culture war, you dumbass.
People got bored with BLM and CHAZ was such a fucking Dashcon-tier disaster that even the far left was demoralized by it. The only thing they had left was reminding their corporate overlords that it was Pride Month.
What’s CHAZ?
Bunch of losers tried to take over a few city blocks in Seattle and declare it seceded from the U.S. BLM got pissed they were trying to take away from the movement. As of now, they have six blocks and people are losing interest and the cuck mayor of Seattle is threatening to take back the zone after whining that Trump told him to or he'd have the national guard stomp them all.
I'd like to point out that both the mayor and the police chief are both women, with the former being a lesbian and the latter being black.
I can't wait for this YEAR to be over.
Not according to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t13pxHN-KaY
I always thouthg he was bi for Sandy and Patrick
wow welcome to 2003
>all these retards that fell for the nearly two decades old news reports that spongebob and patrick are gay
jesus christ
Is this the 2000s?
>One of the Loud House kids literally confirmed to be bi
>Include Korra over Luna despite Korra not even be on Nick since 2014
They showed off that little midget guy from Henry Danger over Luna Loud.
S for spit.
No, he isn't. He dated that old lady that one time. Nick doesn't even watch Spongebob. They don't know their own lore. That's why there's 2 kings of the sea.
He also has a crush on Sandy.
no he's krabbypattysexual.
It's canon.
I thought he had some romantic feelings for Sandy in earlier eps but they scrapped it because Hillenberg didn't want romance between any of the main characters
Season 1 SpongeBob, the socially awkward and naive young adult trying to navigate a complicated and corrupt world, is a completely different character than Seasons 2-3 SpongeBob, who is more like a modern Bugs Bunny archetype. SpongeBob being gay in those seasons is just a knock on using gay for laughs. Whether SpongeBob was gay or not wasn't the point: the point was that they used it for humor and absurdity. Season 4+ SpongeBob is one campy motherfucker. It's not fair to say SpongeBob in his entirety has been gay. He certainly wasn't written to be gay at first. It's like Albus Dumbledore.
His whole thing in the first episode where he meets her is "Patrick, how do I impress a girl?!"
and then he goes as far as depriving himself of water just to impress her
Psst. That's just ultraviolet color, not pride color.
I knew it
>We love the LGBT community
>Has a pedo problem
Bravo, Nick.
This is why I hate June.
Eh, he's a Sponge. Why in the world would he make for a good "gay icon"? If anything, this makes gays look really bad by using a child's show for this posturing. Really pedophilic. Not to mention this carries all the legitimacy of Just Kidding Rowling making all her characters black and gay after the fact when it's safe and convenient for her.
If you're a gay person and need Spongebob to be gay to feel good about yourself, then I genuinely feel sorry for you, because you'll probably honestly never really feel good about yourself.
>Just Kidding Rowling
She's based now, she posted an anti-tranny manifesto
Is his secret crush on Sandy no longer canon?
He could be bi, or aromantic or asexual or whatever that shit is.
None of those things are real things, anon.
I don't know or care. If someone wants to say they are, then they are until proven otherwise.
The burden of proof is not on me.
>If someone wants to say they are a magical elf with superpowers, then they are until proven otherwise
>comparing an elf to a human man/woman
ffs least use a slightly better and harder to refute argument, it's like you want to be mocked
>If someone wants to say they are black, then they are until proven otherwise
there were go, this I can work with
other races arent a concept that's ingrained into human biology and the human brain. sex is.
Sex isn’t a concept. You either have a Y chromosome, or you don’t
>but muh gender and sex are muh different.
None of that shit matters, because at the end of the day, you’re talking about male and female, which has always been about reproductive organs
sex is something that your entire body recognizes
>youre either Y or X
>its always been only about reproductive organs
you're contradicting yourself right there. "but muh chromosomes" put down the chromosomes you've been having too many, and think for one second. your brain knows what sex you are, it has to because it needs to know which role to fulfill AS that sex. and much like intersex people happen, your brain's idea of what your sex is supposed to be can also get messed up.
I haven’t contradicted myself at all.
You’re brain can think a lot of things, that doesn’t make them true.
A woman can be the biggest butch dyke or even a trans man, but if she gets raped, she can still get pregnant. Females get pregnant, males don’t. That’s how mammals work
what does getting pregnant have to do with being trans or not? that's the point of trannies, most of the time the only place where the confusion occurs is in the brain. no shit someone with a working uterus and vagina can still get pregnant even if they're a trans man.
>what does getting pregnant have to do with being trans or not?
What it means to be a woman
debatable
>sex isn't a concept
I don't think you know what a concept means
everything is a concept if you can think about it using your head brain box
maybe that's why nothing's a concept for you
But some concepts are more tangible than others.
Society is a concept. It’s a thing we came up with, and it’s a thing we can change
Gravity is also a concept, but pretending it doesn’t exist won’t make it go away.
and yet it's a concept
you literally said it's not
those goalposts seem heavy dont pull your back
You’re focusing too much on diction. Focus on what is and isn’t
yeah cause you're saying retarded shit
You’re the one who’s using stoner tier logic
Nothing you have said has been a legitimate argument
I've made one argument here, that you're misunderstanding the word concept
I wouldn't be surprised if you heard the word and your PTSD flared up and you just got spooked by tranny lingo
Then replace concept with social construct, and my argument still stands.
This changes nothing.
>I made a stupid argument, but just change my words and then it's no longer stupid
Exactly, Nick just being cringy to the max for clout. And you can bet that the loud fans are outraged due that Nick didn't use Luna or Clyde's Parents for their post. I don't understand why Twitter people is trending at this false pride projection. Spongebob is not never was gay, and the executive producer just said once the show's not into politics.
>And you can bet that the loud fans are outraged due that Nick didn't use Luna or Clyde's Parents for their post.
I don't know how the hell you put in Korra, who held someone's hand in the literal final seconds of her show, or Spongebob, who isn't fucking gay and barely qualifies as queer, but not Luna or Clyde's parents.
It just goes to show, it's not about representing gay people. It's about spotlighting the most flaming, flamboyant, fantasy-fulfilling, profit-friendly gay people.
Bisexuality absolutely is
lol keep telling yourself, denialfag
You just jealous that people have twice as many options as you.
you dont actually believe this, do you?
What you say is all false and all in your mind. Weak minded people are so easy to manipulate.
stephen stablished bob like asexual because he is a fucking sponge
source?
to be fair he only said that because parent groups got up in a tizzy after the episode where spongebob and patrick take care of a clam because they thought it endorsed gay marraige
Stephen had to say this to get them to calm the fuck down and keep nick execs off his back.
It was never canon (he was interested in her because she was a land critter)
where did you find this?
It literally says ally there FFS.
They knew what they were doing, though.
>Stephen Hillenberg has been dead for fewer than two years
you guys realize there's no way hillenburg could've opposed this without being thrown to the wolves right
you guys realize there's no way hillenburg would've opposed this
you're probably right
he was just too nice a guy to make this his hill to die on
It's really sad how creators of things literally can't say "no, they aren't gay" without twitter trannies swarming in and suicide-baiting over a fictional character not sharing their sexuality
same shit even happened to the creator of maomao a while back too
I remember how assmad the Mao Mao faggotposters were over that. Good times.
kek, its ALWAYS the "we just want this one thing. just this one. please maan, just some scraps! ill shine your shoes for a crumb of gay, mister!" bit innit
That's cool and all but I still don't understand why we dedicate an entire month to celebrating mental illness.
>that feel when I had a crush on the blond hair girl when I was a kid
If you're ever feeling depressed anon, just remember you have good taste.
How can I ever be depressed with such a smile
Imagine alienating propel because they like same sex
the more muslims we import, the less faggotry we have to deal with. enjoy your time while it lasts
>the more muslims we import
I thought your clo-I mean president was going to build a wall to keep them out and kick the ones that were already here
>build a wall to keep them out
he said muslims, not mexicans
But he also banned Muslims.
a wall will work on muslims too
look at israel>projecting
shouldn't skip your therapy sessions anon
You pay for them! Expensive
1/2
2/2
Makes sense. Even if he's not actually gay, he's the kind of character that doesn't really care about gender and sexuality norms.
Whose that bald guy in the tweet?
>Whose that bald guy in the tweet?
A woman...
in other news, water is wet
>their examples for pride amount to just one canon character and one actor who's trans in real life
I hate that these corporations that constantly virtue-signal about muh LGBT yet almost never actually have gay characters. Because that would harm profits everywhere outside of America & Europe. And I hate all the consoomers who lap it up and think the corporation is their friend now.
tired of faggots, really am
Okay /co/, since its been decided that Spongebob is gay...
Which choice is better for him: Patrick or Squidward?we haven't decided shit, fuck off. spongebob is asexual
Okay conservatard
>conservatard
i hate polfags too, but jeez, you people need to stop showing your powerlevel and fuck off to twitter or tumblr.
Patrick doesnt like fags. Patrick is most like a chad who pounds girls every night while his beta friend simps to a squirrel.
your dad
Sure, I just have to wait for him to get back with his cigarettes.
Who cares? Only the first three seasons were worth watching
I’m homophobic but I’d give them props if they actually alienated their international fan base by making him a fag
sponges have both sex organs and reproduce asexually as well he doesn't have to follow human sexual norms
It's because he's asexual which some people consider part of LGBT
>wait for Hillenburg to kick the bucket
>proceed to completely bastardize his series despite his explicit objections
Jews need to be gassed in Minecraft
He was always asexual
I was also referring to the "Spongebob Babies" miniseries
He's asexual you fucking clickbait mong
It's a fucking children's cartoon character.
Why is the midget from captain man their?
Look. I'm all for acceptance and all that gay shit. I'm a fucking
transbian, for crying out loud. I'm exactly the kind of degenerate the left loves to suck up to. But fucking Nickelodeon is saying "LGBTQ+" and waving a fucking pride flag with fucking black and brown stripes and that just crosses the line. This isn't just corporations pandering to us (except in China, Russia, etc.) in a painfully transparent month-long marketing scheme. This is turning minorities into a fucking sideshow attraction and teaching that shit to kids in an exceptionally slimy attempt to get those precious outrage views. After all, who needs quality programming when you just show the same thing several hours a day and bait retards into getting watching it so they can get angry about it? And if you gets you a defense force of drooling quirky faggots, all the better!Parents aren't going to be happy with this shit and rightfully so. You should be able to just turn on the TV and let you kid watch Spongebob without having to explain to him what fucking "queer" mean or explain to him there's nothing wrong with being white. I should really not have to fucking say that, but I guess the circus is in town.
ever since his inception Spongebob has been the gayest character on television. Besides, this is just fanart that they're sharing and they want to put their mascot in it for extra marketing buxx
Just because he's childlike and happy doesn't mean he wants his asshole rammed by a man. This fucked up logic is why everyone hates fags you take innocent things and make them disgusting.
also please point me to any spongebob episodes with an anti-white agenda
That one episode where squidward moves to a squid ethnostate
So what are you a transwoman or a transman
An autogenophyle
Only liberals care about this shit
They literally said they were a trans lesbian
>They literally said they were a trans lesbian
this motherfucker said "transbian" which looks like a typo to any normal person. not everyone is familiar with your retarded jargon.
It's you faggots fault for rewarding any entity that panders to you and bullying those who don't.
Reap what you sow, you literally are a product to be proudly waved around by both corporations and the general population to show virtue. You have zero dignity and your faggotry is tolerated only as a retaliation against the older conservative ideals.
>Stonetoss
>Stonetoss
is a mossad agent
>Stonetoss panel
Are you a fascist?
They're never gonna show Spongebob in a relationship in the actual show though, whether it's gay or straight. Besides, they've actually said in the past that Spongebob is asexual, which is still technically a part of LGBTQ, but that just shows you that sexuality is not important to his character or to the show.
>They won't show him in a relationship
Well of course not because some corporate retard also thought he'd relate better to kids if he was a kid, so he's actually a child now, who just happens to own a home, hold full-time employment, and is gay.
>This isn't just corporations pandering to us (except in China, Russia, etc.) in a painfully transparent month-long marketing scheme. This is turning minorities into a fucking sideshow attraction and teaching that shit to kids in an exceptionally slimy attempt to get those precious outrage views.
this is why I come to 4chan
for explaining what I can't put into words.
Based degenerate
Ew, a bootlicker.
Stand your fucking ground or die.
>fuck these corporations and their marketing schemes
>BooTLiCkEr
>this stupid pandering sucks
>not because it's pandering retarded garbage but because they aren't SINCERE to me, please rep me better!!!!
god i fucking hate every single one of you
>transbian
You are un-ironically a strait white male.
>stonetoss
And a /pol/tard.
Im impressed that trannies have tricked a bunch of lefties into thinking you need protection and advocacy, but more and more people are reaching their peak tolerance for this trans bullshit.
>You are un-ironically a strait white male.
You're a dude who gets turned on by wearing his gf's panties not a real transexual.
>transbian
Autogynephillia is a hell of a drug.
>You should be able to just turn on the TV and let you kid watch Spongebob without having to explain to him what fucking "queer" mean
That's like saying to get rid of all relationships because you dont want to have the talk with them.
Like its even a hard thing to do or difficult to understand.
I think nick took the gay shipping between squid and sponge too literally
The fact that you and a bunch of other anons don't seem to remember the whole soccer mom controversy of him being possibly gay makes me wonder how many here are underage.
But in canon he's asexual.
Lol I thought that was an urban legend exclusive in my country
Nope it was a pretty huge thing at the time. Same with T(w)inky Winky.
The even mention the drama in Spongebob's 10 anniversary documentary.
This. You can tell this board is full of zoom-zooms who think they're cool for getting mad at a social media post aimed to generate buzz, which they are unwittingly contributing to. There was huge controversy over Patrick and Spongebob being gay, that's why Sandy was added and early S1 episodes revolved around his "crush."
twitter's already doing that
>PCGamingShow trending that high
I hope the comments are about how much of waste of time was
>#exposebillgates
??
>BLM turned on bill gates
>Twitter protecting bill gates and now downplaying BLM tweets now they are becoming more openly violent
Nothing suspicious at all.
>S1 episodes revolved around his crush
That's got be be season 4 at least. He never expressed interest in Sandy pre-movie.
Literally the first episode she was in.
The one where he was trying to impress her as the first sea creature to come to her home, because she was cooler than him and saved him from a clam?
He never once said, "I want to fuck this land mammal, Patrick". He was mainly worried she'd find out he didn't know what air is.
>There was huge controversy over Patrick and Spongebob being gay, that's why Sandy was added and early S1 episodes revolved around his "crush."
You're so fucking wrong it hurts
Sandy was there from the beginning in the pitch bible. So was Spongebob's crush. Stephen removed that subtext afterwards because unnecessary romance ruins comedic shows like this.
>add romance and ruins your comedy series
>don't add romance and everyone assume your character is gay
i hate this generation where they grew up with tumblr believing that everyone is gay by default just because these freaks never had any interaction with people in real life
Kind of ironic how they get pissed from strangers assuming their gender but then it's fine to assume that someone's gay, ace, or, god forbid, trans just because they talk to different people or just don't talk to anyone at all.
I remember my dad banning me from watching Spongebob when I was a kid thanks to the Focus on the Family bullshit.
Get over it, oldmen. People are all for gay acceptance now.
>hurr it was obvious durr
Kill yourselves, all of you.
If you think a character can't be happy and innocuous without being gay then you're just as bad as the average fujoshit. There was nothing in the show that indicated he was gay.
I’m just so tired of this shit
Have you all forgotten what month it is? All those controversies have blinded you from seeing the rainbow in the sky
Whether he's gay or asex, it's not really surprising considering how he latched onto Squidward.
>tfw uncle wouldn't let my cousins watch Spongebob because they "would turn into faggots"
>he explained that Spongebob had a hidden gay agenda that was an underlying theme in the show
>Both me and my cousins thought that he was full of shit even as kids
>tfw uncle was right all along
The christian soccermoms were right all along!
The Christians were always right
Well I’m glad when I was a kid he wasn’t a fag
This poor new generation of kids will never know when spongebob was somewhat funny
>Well I’m glad when I was a kid he wasn’t a fag
Anon, I...
>The only evidence is one episode where Spongebob wears drag and Pstrick watches TV in a parody of parenthood.
Is there anything from modern Spongebob to support the claim? I gave up on the show but surely there must be a least ONE other episode in all those seasons.
Let me reiterate
>comfirmed fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ass-JUyWFfs
the jallerbo YTPs confirm this
Why didn't you listen?
>Memri TV does it again.
this, fuck Shinji
THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER, TURNING ALL THE FISH GAY
Yep. Wave 2 of leftist mass psychosis is officially here. One can only imagine what new levels of mental illness we'll witness when Trump gets reelected.
Why cant they take the hint that people dont like this stuff
>Nickelodian makes a dubious claim about Spongebob while also putting Korra on display
>"Wow, Liberal mass psychosis".
Well we know there's at least one turbo-fag in this thread, at least.
Why do you fags always default to gaslighting over obvious shit? Everyone knows what they're saying you're not fooling anyone.
Legalizing pedophilia is next, absolves all of the freaks in Hollywood of their crimes before they can be found out.
that will never happen. that would just break LGBT+'s cause overnight and considering how they drove away the MAP community hard, i doubt it would ever happen.
you underestimate the power of clownworld
oh no, ain't this kid coked up on every possible party drag?
>when Trump gets reelected.
Not happening
Biden is getting Weekend at Bernie'd. His brain is gone.
They're pushing to sexualize little kids. As this shows, they're getting more aggressive about putting it in their entertainment too.
>they're getting more aggressive about putting it in their entertainment too.
It's really the perfect "out" isn't it?
>how do we get pedophilia legalized?
>make the kids be the ones advocating for it.
lol yes he is and you guys did it yourselves but I'm sure if you give these cope articles enough clicks and ad revenue you can stop it though
I feel like Viacom is the most tryhard "woke" company, but it looks like a very out of touch, top-down wokeness that comes across as hollow. Like you can completely fuck over your creators and greedily disrespect their dying wishes by making Kamp Koral but as long as you properly change your twitter profile for identity politics of the month no one cares.
wow, just, wow, welcome to the new dystopia you can't even express your thoughts now
Faggots. Both of you. Spongebob was called asexual in 2005, back when there was another controversy involing his supposed sexuality. Instead of getting mad about muh leftist agenda, get mad that some rich corporation is just trying to get brownie points again. Oh, and stop posting that chink.
>stop posting that chink
What's wrong with the chink?
>Spongebob was called asexual in 2005
Asexual wasn't an IDENTITY in 2005. It was merely a descriptor of someone with no sex drive, or an organism that reproduced without breeding.
Nowadays "asexuals" want to pretend that it's an identity like being gay or trans, but nobody ever got beat up or lynched for not being interested in sex.
>Spongebob is gay
It's like I'm back in 2005
its nick they have to have feet stuff, it's in the contract
Stephen is probably fuming right now. SpongeBob was supposed to be asexual.
Anon...
>ITT: Idiots who can't/didn't read proceed to freak out about a controversy that doesn't exist
I think one could make a reasonable case that basic literacy should be the minimum standard for allowing a person to continue existing.
>you can't reply to this twitter post
HAHAHAHAHA Oh maaaan...
The absolute STATE of Twitter Spongebob...
>M1M
What does it mean?
>Gay tweet
>Shows sponge lick penis shape foods
Was this intentional?
>didnt unfollow when spongebob was revealed a gaysexual
>decided he had enough when they posted him licking ice cream
yeah... either my mans a bit slow or just confused but either way i respect him
it was probably cock flavor or some gay shit faggots love
I'm so tired and bored of outrage marketing.
That has been obvious to me ever since this scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQP7aclnrIk
chalk up another win for the "hysteria" of decades old conservative media
Oh the last 15 years have proven that the slippery slope that everyone mocked in the 90s was very, VERY real.
Of course it was real. It's the only logical deduction that the "Slippery Slope" has to be real.
Nothing stays stagnant. Everything always changes. There's no way pushing for acceptance of one thing won't open the door to push acceptance in another. It's illogical to think this wouldn't constantly happen. Things don't just "stop" after one thing is accepted.
So why did so many people think yelling "Slippery Slope!" was an instant "Win Argument" button?
Because it was targeted the other way. It was always against 'right wing' arguments.
Because they don't understand that just because something is a logical fallcy doesn't mean it isn't true.
>Because they don't understand that just because something is a logical fallcy doesn't mean it isn't true.
lul
Explain how drag queens are worse than clowns.
>Explain how drag queens are worse than clowns.
Clowns are:
>fully clothed at all times, especially around children
>not paid or expected to act in a sexual manner at any time
>a long standing staple of human culture dating back to court jesters and fools who are meant to entertain the audience
>clowns don't base their entire lives around being clowns
also clowns have to live with the sterotype of being kiddy diddlers but actually the amount of clowns who really do fuck kids doesnt come close to the amount of suspicion of them within society, as oppose to drags where its the other way round
All of these can be true for drag queens as well, it stems from a theatrical tradition after all.
Drag Performances have, and have always had, an inherently sexual element. The fake breasts, the makeup, the tight outfits, the bawdy jokes, the GENDER BENDING ITSELF. Look at old-school drag like Divine. It has always had a very strong sexual element.
None of these things are true of clowns.
But you people say, "Well, the children don't recognize the sexual elements of it! It's just a person in a funny costume to them!" Which is, first of, QUESTIONABLE, but let me make a comparison.
Why don't we have Petplay story hour? A man in a rubber dog costume comes out and reads a story to the children. He's not showing any skin. And the children won't recognize any sexual element; they'll see a man in a silly dog costume, not a guy in a gimp suit.
Of course no one would buy into this argument, but it's more or less the same argument people make with the whole, "Drag Queens are like Clowns to children!"
>"The talking dish sponge can't be gay, he should be normal and want to fuck squirrels!"
>The cartoon dish sponge with a mind of a child needs to be a gay icon!
Listen to me. You. Are. Not. Well.
Take your dick out of the wildlife and calm down, friend.
Of course they do this shit after Hillenburg's death.
I cant believe after an episode where Spongebob dresses like a woman and raises a child with Patrick, people think he's gay
i fucking hate america so much
Dont hate america. Just hate all the faggots in our liberal cities. And jews. Most of us just want agenda free media and to walk outside in the sun with our families.
>jews
>and faggots
huh? You and Jews would both be against lgbt
The jews in hollywood and california want lgbt. It makes things culturally easier for them to control. Remember who owns most of entertainment.
Reform jews are the enemy
Nah. I hate conservative rednecks as well. Everyone in America is shit.
You're aware that america is made up of a lot more than just those three right?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponge
¿por qué?
>People actually thought he wasn't
Does no one have gaydar anymore?
Twitter should be demolished
Social media as a whole should be demolished. Except YouTube.
Spongebob turned me gay
I mean, its not surprising, but I guarantee they'll backtrack once the shitstorm hits.
did he really need to be?
Spongebob was literally watching a irl female sponge in heat on his tv in one episode
that was a sea anemone
>female sponge in heat
The what now?
He's an idiot. It was an anemone.
Spongebob never came off as gay to me, or anything, really
This
He’s just a flamboyant happy guy.
Assuming he’s gay because of that is honestly pretty homophobic, and part of the reason why people become trannies
>He’s just a flamboyant happy guy
Did you miss the episode where he went on a date with Squidward? Or the one where he and Patrick raise a baby scallop? Spongebob is like Ren and Stimpy, he's gay when it's funny.
Wasn’t the first one specifically to help Squidward practice for his actual date?
Yes, but he enjoyed it way too much.
I don't remember the specific episode but I CAN tell you that spongebob often enjoys himself. hes a fun happy go lucky lil lad
that aside, if it was a newer seasons ep I would be doubly unsurprised since his attraction to squidward DID become way past creepy as of recent. seriously if THATS the thing they're basing him being gay on, thats a whole nother bit of weird
>went on a date with Squidward
I actually don’t remember that one. Could you be more specific?
>Or the one where he and Patrick raise a baby scallop
That was literally just role playing. Doesn’t count.
>he's gay when it's funny.
Exactly. Just like Bugs Bunny
https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Love_That_Squid
>season 7
thaaaaat explains it. spongebob seriously became p fucking homosexual for squidward at some point in the modern seasons. it actually goes past gay and right into creepy and predatory... and gay...
gays are the most annoying type of person imaginable tbqh
I always knew, but it was better as a subtle thing.
Jews are doing this because of the BLM shit. Why can't americans uncuck themselves? This is pathetic
I'd really like to see some alien species analyze humans' obsession with pointless shit like this.
https://youtu.be/hr3sWGewlUQ
We been known
...This is a surprise?
FUCK YOU NICKELOD-- Oh wait, we already knew that. Nevermind.
Let's make the annoying manchild gay!
Thanks Nick
As a Gay man myself, this is really worrying me. I'm afraid they're shoving Gay representation into too many shows. It might eventually become "uncool" to be Gay. Real acceptance is apathy. That's what "normal" IS. It's people not giving a fuck that you're gay because it's, well, normal.
TMZ's tweet is a big giant headline NICK CONFIRMS SPONGEBOB IS GAY FOR PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then at the bottom of the article they go, "funny enough, the creator always said asexual. Changed their mind perhaps?"
Fucking scumbags.
>gee, you think companies would just do that? use LGBT tor bait because its gay to be cool now? idk man doesnt sound right...
>Nick flaunting Korra as part of their representation
>when they damned her show to internet hell prior to the episode with the gay shit
He's a literal walking gay stereotype, when's the last time you even met a flamboyant man who wasn't fruity in the booty?
whens the last time I heard someone use the term "fruity in the booty"
If you're as old as me, not since you were in Jr. High or High School back in the early to mid 2000s
>Spongebob is gay
He is not a gay. He is a FAGGOT!
But honestly, this is like Nickelodeon trying to say that Ren and Stimpy are gay, despite the fact their creator, when asked on that question, came out and said "I don't know, that's none of my business." It's easy to say Spongebob is gay because of the constant way he flamboyantly acts, but I also think it's a bit of a cop-out. That said, it would be easier to label him as Bi, taking Sandy into consideration. I don't know why people are so stressed for representation nowadays, when it's literally everywhere. It's like when Blizzard made Tracer and Soldier-76 gay. It doesn't feel genuine in the slightest, it just feels like they're tacking off boxes to appease a side of the fanbase. It's like when The Simpsons came out and said that Lenny and Carl are gay, despite the whole joke being previously that they seemed gay.
But to me, this just feels like pandering, and there wasn't really any necessity to any of this. But I guess it's easy when Hillenburg is dead. No more asking of permission because Nickelodeon just owns it now.
honestly this ain't even comparable to soldier69 or tracer. the former may have been cop outs, but they were pulled straight out the writers asses nonetheless.
this is just some nobody on Nick's Corp twitter going "hmm lgbt rep. well we got Korra. and also uh... Korra. well ok how about spongebob? I watched the cartoon he always seemed a big faggy to me. and let's also put in this guy. hes not reeeally all too lgbt but the actor playing him is so... meh. works done boss I'm going out for coffee..."
> It's easy to say Spongebob is gay because of the constant way he flamboyantly acts
He really didn't act like that until recently.
Well, recently relative to the post movie episodes. It used to bug the shit out of me when I was growing older, and slowly saw Spongebob morph into this effete, overly friendly weird, patrick from a dope to functionally braindamaged, and Squidward from a surly jerk with some artistic aspiration into a frilly sourpuss. The characters became a lot less funny. The fact that there dopiness was partially true to life made the scenarios funnier.
It's what happens to any long running show with characters. Simpsons, Family Guy, Spongebob. They all become caricatures.
Nickelodeon in including Asexuals in the LGBTQ+ community. The creator said he was ace.
He's a fucking sponge. Or rather, a not fucking sponge. He reproduces by budding. Of course he is asexual.
faggots are desperate for validation. They are literally mentally ill.
Bullshit.
Thank God this was never confirmed back when Spongebob/Sandy were my original OTP as a kid.
He better not go to Africa, the Middle East or Asia then.
They'll burn down that Krusty Crab they built over there
This shit makes Kamp Koral look like a good homage to Hillenburg.
>creator establishes lore
>company immediately shits all over lore right after he died
Christ, fuck this
So Spongebob is oppressed?
duh
>most of the twitter thread is this one anime picture posting #BLM stuff
It's pride month, sis.
He hasn't even been dead for a year yet.
>November 26, 2018
HOLY SHIT TIME IS MOVIE TOO QUICKLY I THOUGHT HE DIED LIKE 8 MONTHS AGO
A lot of normies are going to confused why an asexual cartoon character belongs to the gay community. Its like, 'Yes'. People with fetishes, mental illness, sexual impotence, and birth defects, and hets, are now lumped in with normal people who have an attraction to the same sex.
Uh, which of those are asexuals supposed to be? It's a sexuality just like gay, bi, or straight.
Gay = same sex
Hetero = opposite sex
Bi = both
Ace = neither
Asexuality has more forms. I know 2 ace guys who are in a relationship.
I knew a couple, one was asexual and the other was gay, and of course they were in an open relationship because obviously the sexual gay one wanted to fuck but then it makes me think why even be in a relationship with someone asexual unless the asexual just didn't want to fuck that guy but wanted to be in a relationship
let's be real. "asexuality" is just an half-assed term to cover up the fact that you are a either a virgin and your parents are wondering why you don't have a gf yet or your just a low-energy cuckold with no sense of self
Yeah it's weird, but I think if they were to describe it they'd tell you they aren't actually sexually attracted to each other. Theymight even have sex because sex FEELS good to anyone, but when Asexuals say they are in relationships, they usually mention things other than that sort of animalistic, lust-inducing attraction to a particular person most people get.
if anything, asexuality is one of the few sexualities that makes the most sense
im amazed how people can be like "yes lets invent a word for people who like fucking men but only with red hair. and for people who like fucking on the carpet. and for people who are attracted to women but only on tuesdays. oh... people who are just... not attracted to anyone? now lets not get crazy"
Asexuality doesn't apply to humans and people making it into a sexual orientation will forever be retarded
Besides most "asexuals" are self-diagnosed, horny as fuck or in relationships, showing how much of a farce it is
Should be redesigned as stealth incels
People with Aspergers and Autism are literally asexual though. They do not conform to the same sexual standard as others.
no... no people with autism and spergers can absolutely be very sexual...
>Besides most "asexuals" are self-diagnosed
It's not a diagnosis, it's an orientation. You seem a bit misinformed about what's being discussed here. It's not even a question of libido, only sexual attraction.
Unless Stephen Hillenburg says he's gay then as far as I'm concerned his not.
Speaking of gay, I once talked about how I didn't like TLOK because of how the portrayal of Korra and Asami's relationship was poorly built-up in a Twitter thread and I got called a conservative for my troubles.
I'm not even into politics so I guess what I said is what a Conservative would normally say?
>criticize the relationship of a same-sex character.
>"wtf get your conservative shit of my timeline"
>tfw you don't even know anything about politics or what conservatism is.
romantic relations in most media is terrible, gays are no exception, in fact they are usually worse because there's even less build up often just thrown there for quick brownie points.
I was referring to the comic bookd which muddled my overall opinion on the series as a whole. I even explained and dissected my reasons for not liking it and they threw a fit when I said that it felt like a "representation quota"
I explained myself again, and they just told me to criticize the writing (I already did in that thread) and not spread conservative bullshit on their timeline. It's a shame since I had good interactions with them.
I'm sorry but how on earth did that happen? Did you just randomly bring it up?
They made a thread comparing the series to current events. I'm on the fence that this was made as a half-joke but I'm iffy on that one.
>noting the similar nature of a protest/riot to that of today.
>calling the modern day a dystopian society.
Oh please. If it was a dystopian society, we'd all be under actual fascist leaders like in the Wolfenstein games. If they want a real honest-to-God dystopia, they can go to that CHAZ place.
>that last tweet
based, im open to gay characters if they are written in a good way. korra was a last minute decision because you'd have to be mentally deranged to fell in love with your ex's ex
It got worse.
>i dont like the comic because-
>OH YOU THINK THERES A SECRET GAY SOCIETY? YOU THINK THERES SPOOKY UNDERGROUND HOMOSEXUALS PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TO MAKE THE FROGS GAY?
i mean, if youre gonna be the one admitting to it like that...
>i think this choice was thrown at the last minute
>conspiracies? what consíracy? there's no conspiracies, you're crazy!
these people
>"secret gays"
What did they mean by this?
And yet, here we are.
everyone has collectively forgotten what "conservative" means
I don't even know what being a Conservative is. I guess that means having negative opinions on character writing makes you a conservative.
means having the bad naughty opinion.
i first realized people forgot what it means when i went unto a garry's mod server and saw in the rules"no spearding bigotry like racism, sexism, nazi ideology... or conservative ideas"
Honestly, I hate how people leaning Left tend to get extra defensive and hostile when you criticize same-sex relationships in fiction like it's their golden goose, sacred cow, or whatever resplendent farm animal I could use as an analogy. It's not like I'm saying they've got no right to live/exist, am I? I'm just saying I don't like how surface-level the relationships are, to the point that it's fake just so that their fictional world could generate this sort of support from those people.
But no, apparently there is no such thing as a soulless corporation or group of people pulling shit like this to generate controversy and overwhelming support from gay people that need pats on the back and words of encouragement to feel a sense of belonging or that they matter in a world that won't accept them for anything. No matter who or what they are.
remember, no one in modern day who claims they hate capitalism actually hates capitalism, they love all the good parts about it, but just dont consider them capitalism. they cant imagine that something they love so much like their gay ships can be a result of something they hate so much, like corporate bait
You know you can have all the good of free enerprise and democracy without having an owner class? I bet it would get rid of a lot of the meaningless PR stunts if actual artists were in charge.
>everyone has collectively forgotten what "conservative" means
I think the conservatives themselves have forgotten at this point.
wow, you really touched a nerve or perhaps (s)he's so in denial and refuses to admit that it was bad so this is a cope mechanism
It's not helpful that she's a colleague of mine in a writing community. I was on good standing with them but I'm certain after this, it's going to fall out because she'll now have a different outlook based on my opinions.
Whatever. I'm not going to waste my time walking eggshells around the sanctity of people's choices to not listen to personal takes.
I shipped Korrasami until they made it canon at the last second and bragged about how progressive they were for making two girls hold hands for a few seconds at the end of the series.
>character acts like a faggot
>HE MUST BE GAY!
are you gay? Because you act like a faggot
Asexual are secretly lustful faggots.
>creator claims his character is asexual
>passes away
>lol he's dead, let's make his character gay
>Christian soccermoms go into a panic and say Spongebob is gay propaganda because of dated stereotypes
>leftists criticize, creator had to come out and say he's asexual
>Years later
>Leftists push Spongebob is gay because of dated stereotypes
>Nickelodeon make vague tweet about LGBT with Spongebob, many taking it confirmation he's gay
>all because of a stereotype
It's so funny.
i wouldn't call it vague specially when put next to korra
>that hair on the top right corner
Christ, Nick. Can't you even take a photo right?
I'm glad we now know the sexual preferences of the cartoon character
finally caught up on the thread didja buddy? im proud of you
Let’s forget Nick disingenuous attempts to appeal to the LGBT+ crowd and just remember our favorite SpongeBob moments instead.
What’s your favorite moment?
When spongebob cut his penis off in support of transrights
Ah, a classic.
It's all so tiresome
>tfw fag season has to happen on my birttmonth
I'm sorry, my fellow June niggas
I always forget that it happens on my birthmonth and am always dissapointed every year
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