Even God doesn't have time for this shit

The Divine wishes to sue The Devil. Unfortunately, he cannot find a lawyer in heaven, and the judge started as a District Attorney. The Divine is summarily judged as leveling a frivolous and malicious suit, by merit of not being a true legal representative (whom would have obviously hired a lawyer, since one cannot impartially examine a case relevant to oneself), and awards damages in the amount of "Control of Heaven" to The Devil.